Category: Funny

Every day, Mr. Miller comes very close to his colleague, when this is at the coffee machine. He takes a deep breath and says, “Miss Jasmine, her hair smells so wonderful!” After four days, Miss Jasmine goes to the works council and complains about s@xual h@r@ssment at work. The works council asks, “Is […]

The proud father boasts over coffee, how great his one-year-old son can already speak. “Bubi, say rhinoceros!” The little boy comes crawling to the table, pulls himself up at the edge of the table, looks around skeptically and asks: “To whom?”

A mother brings her twins Tim and Tom to bed. One of them laughs and laughs when the mother asks, “Why are you laughing so much?” He answers, “You bathed Tom twice, and not me at all!”

A telephone addicted woman: When called, she was talking for three hours. One day the phone rings, she answers and talks this time only half an hour! Ask her husband: “Why only half an hour this time?” Does she answer: “Wrong connected!”